my thumb hurts, i’m spiderwoman
Sunday, October 29th, 2006dammit. my thumb hurts for no reason since this morning, the tip of my left thumb to be specific. hmm, feels like there’s actually something inside those bloodstream. you know ah, maybe there’s one of those spyware/microchips/bug dunno what is it called lah inside my thumb. maybe i’m a robot created long ago that’s currently living as an ordinary human girl. maybe im a spy for some top secret agency but i lost my memory already. maybe i’m the enemy of the evil super villain, say, green goblin perhaps? but do you know what’s the biggest possibility of all? maybe i’m bitten by a spider!! not a normal one in fact, a really venomous spider who possesses super powers!!!! superb.. who knows? i shall wake up tomorrow and climb some buildings with my bare hands and try shooting spider web from my thumb. i shall have extraordinary powers. muahahaha. ladies and gentlemen, this… is… the beginning of *jeng jeng jeng* SPIDERWOMAN!!!